Where Sex Sells, Stories Are Told. Where
Old Friends Meet, New Ones Can Be Made, And If We're Lucky You Can Laugh
Almost As Hard As You Can Cum
Some people wonder if this is room for sex. Well yes and no, it's a
room for people who enjoy sex, and sexual innuendo, erotica, and spending
time on line with friends and lovers. If you're new to the room, figure
out who everyone is before you unzip, or kiss cause you could make a fool
of yourself. Remember the golden rule goes a long way. Remember the person
you are typing to is just as real as you are, and that they have feelings
too. And remember most of all to have fun, while here, cause this is supposed
to be fun.
The caf� is like an old fashioned diner with some nice added
features. There is a deck out back with a giant Jacuzzi, it is clothing
optional. Then there are booths with table clothes. (No peeking) There
is a counter with stools, tables, a jukebox, and a kitchen of course. Also
the corkboard is for posting information of interest to all, it is run
and created by Sweet Sunshine. It is full of links that will always be
changing, and in the cafecork, there is a room for visitors to use if the
have the urge to be alone without everyone watching.
Since basically no rules apply here, be courteous to those around you
and you will get along fine in the chatcafe, but one of the things we've
begun to require is a double post penalty. Double posting requires a strip
tease being preformed at some time soon in the cafe. This isn't really
enforced but it's still fun to watch.
Please see the bottom of this page to see a special dedication
to The Cafe
Dori-Tos - Our Own Crunchy Spicy Combination, Too Much For
Some, But Perfect For Those That Know How To Enjoy Their Chat Treats
Apachie's Antipasto - A Mixture Of So Many Things You're
Not Sure What You'll Find Next But Every Bite Is Something New To Enjoy
Serverbeastie Soup - Thick And Creamy, And When You Start,
Your Never Sure When You'll Finish.
M & M's - One Large Bowl All Green, No Not A Dessert,
Just Cause I Say So
Spy's Submarine Sandwich - Not Really A Foot Long, But He
Wishes It Was, Filled With Sweet And Spicy Meats, Topped The Way You Like,
With Our Own Special Creamy Mayonnaise
Searcher's Spaghetti - Fresh Pasta Topped With Our Own Special
Sauce, A Deep Dish Meal, And When You Get To The End Of Each Strand, You'
re Still Not Sure Where You've Been
Lucifer's Lasagna - Just One Bite, And You'll Want To Kiss
The First Person You See.
Longlines' Linguine - Another Of Our Pasta Favorites, Never
Sure When You'll Find The End Or The Beginning, But After Eating You Have
The Strong Urge To Shower
Brainstorm's Burgers - Warm Buns And Juicy Meat, Just The
Way Everyone Wants One
Cliffdweller's Chili - Amazingly Meaty, No Beans And Lots
Of Bull, But Somehow Can Still Cause Gas, If You Don't Watch How Much You
Dream Weaver's Dinner Steak - Lean And Meaty Almost Dreamy,
Flavored Just Right, Unlike Most Red Meat This Is Great For The Heart
Seph's Solution Salad - Something For Everyone To Turn To
When They Don't Know What Else To Do, Full Of All The Things That Make
Everything Here So Good.
Lickher's Kosher Tongue Sandwich - Well For A Guy Always
Using His Licker, It's About Time Someone Bit Into It.
Smokin' S Hot Sausage Sandwich - Barbecued And Smokin' Flavored
With The Best Of Herbs. Served On Our Softest Buns
Dynamite's Dinner Toys - All The Things A Young Lady Dreams
Of, Zucchini, Cucumbers, Killbasa. And Your Battery Operated Treats Too.
Sweet Sensations Scampi - Spy's Secret Recipe And Always
A Welcum Treat, Even If She Does Show Up In The Middle Of The Night
H20 - The Official Drink Of The Sex Chat Cafe, Clean And
Love Doctor's Potions - Drink With Caution, You Never
Know What's In The Secret Brew
Desserts & Sweets
Moonlite Moonpies - Perfect Desert, With A Cold RC Cola,
Creamy Middle, Between Two Sweet Wafers
Sno Cremes - The Sweet Treat That Keeps On Zipping Along,
No Matter What You Do, Soon To Be Marketed By The Eskimo Pie People
amberstar's ambrosia - A Delicate Blend Of Tasty Treats,
Severed With Azure Eyes Twinklin, And A Soft Smile Every Time
Bananas - Dori's Favorite Dessert, Order One For Her, Watching
Her Eat It Is A Treat In Itself
Hershey Kissses - Well, Unlike The Chocolate Ones These Kissses
End Up On The Most Unusual Places On Visiting Women
Sweet Princess Thin Mints - Sweet And Minty, Just Like Her.
Summerr's Sundae - A Sweet Treat, With Your Favorite Rainbow
Topping, And Cherries Too.
Joy's Jell-O Pudding - Dangerous When In The Pudding Gun,
But Then There's Always Room For Jell-O.
Fire&Ice Cream - Another In Our Fine Line Of Dessert
Treats, Sweet When Ordered, And If You Don't Pay Attention You Will Feel
Phantom's Popsicle - You Never Know When It Will Show Up,
Or When It Will Be Licked, But Someday You Know It Will
Little Kara Kupkakes - The Sweet Ones, Naked, No Icing, With
Cherries On Top
Kountry Kitten's Banana Treat - One Fresh Banana Smothered
In Marshmallow And Peanut Butter, Good To The Last Lick.
Neon Blue's Croissant's - Fresh Baked Daily A Great Morning
Irish Eyes Irish Coffee - Strong And Dangerous Especially
In The Morning
R.Smiling Sunshine Juice - A Blend Of Citrus Juices Perfect
To Start Any Day With
Jeanie's Jelly's - Sweet Treats Good On All Sorts Of Muffins
Grey Wolf's Meaty Meal - The Carcasses
Of All The Damn Server Beasts That Get Us
Artic Wolf's Coke - No One Drinks The
Real Thing With Such Style.
HTML & FTP Guide
Thanks To Brainstrom
to The Cafe
Spy With Comments And Suggestions
Number Of People to Visit
The Sex Chat Cafe Menu
Since November 21, 1997
This Room Dedictated In Loving Memory
May She Forever Rest In Peace